Daily Ukulele: Got a spare $2500?

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Constructed almost entirely from a single slab of premium grade birdseye maple. The smile and pupils are inlaid ebony. The bindings are Bolivian rosewood and the bridge is carved from Australian blackwood. Bone nut and saddle. Peghead geared tuners and Aquila strings. Spanish heel neck joint. Concerto size.

Sounds glorious, right? The instrument of an ardent professional, someone who yearns to play beautiful music on a work of art? Wait for it...



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Nice trolling, BohemianWorkbench.